Bombay Sapphire was on sale this weekend, so I was basically forced to make G+Ts and watch Cry-Baby. No, seriously: there was no other choice. If you have eyes and ears and haven’t seen Cry-Baby… you should fix that.
I have this dream where the young Johnny Depp and Matt Damon circa The Talented Mr. Ripley have a fight over who gets to be my best friend, while I look on coyly and bite my finger. In the end, I yell “Guys, guys! Let’s not fight. Why don’t we all just hang out together?” and we all go out to Trivia Night and Jude Law gets pissed (not sure why he’s there) because women keep asking him “Hey, whose that guy hanging out with Matt Damon?”
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