Sorry America, People in Iran Still Fucking Hate You

I like to think of myself as a person who, if not unbiased, is at least aware of his biases. This doesn’t mean that I’m working to overcome them, but at least I know where they are. Part of this system of prejudices is that I generally hate Republicans more than I hate Democrats. This [...]

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Love in the time of Cholera, pt. 2: Where it gets all mushy

This part will, with any luck, be the section that the previous one was meant to be. I’ll confess, I chickened out – Dani said that I never write anything personal in my “journal,” and loathe as I am to admit it, she may be right. This entry will be, then, my attempt to come [...]

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Love in the time of Cholera, pt. 1

My response to hearing people use the phrase “in real life” is generally akin to hearing nails screeching on a chalk board. For those of you who don’t have ears, this feeling is bad. I’ve been meaning for quite some time to write about this sort of bucolic, folksy ideal of “common sense” that’s quite [...]

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It’s Just A Human Life

As far as I can recall, the only significant fight that Dani and I have ever had occurred as we were stumbling (drunk, because normally I’m extremely graceful) down Franklin Street to buy more beer on the evening of some NCAA championship game. Because we’re both fairly intelligent and not total assholes, we were having [...]

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Lethal Text

Jeden Tag stirbt ein Teil von dir
jeden Tag schwindet deine Zeit,
jeden Tag einen Tag den du verlierst,
nichts bleibt für die Ewigkeit
I’m feeling alienated now. Not lonely, although that may be a part. Lonely doesn’t particularly bother me, because it’s easy enough to fix. The world is filled with warm bodies, and unless you’re particularly ugly/communicable/obnoxious, [...]

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The Fascist Within

There’s a certain amount of investment that goes into writing these blog posts – I’m always convinced there’s something better I could be doing at the time, and can only reluctantly sit down and write these. This is, however, not without its rewards – I get to sit down later and chuckle at my own [...]

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