Fuck french people. I’m a little tipsy right now, after two heinekens. You know why that is? Because I haven’t had a damn thing to eat. A loaf of bread (a baguette, mind you, which is a notoriously small amount of bread) cost me 4 euros and 20 cents! A half-liter beer costs 7 EUROS! That’s like a hundred dollars. Dutch people are nicer, german girls are cooler. The city does, however, rock. This must have been something two hundred years ago, before a cappucino cost more than a mortgage payment.
When people ask me what I did in France, I’m going to tell them that I looked at old buildings and starved.
